New Year, new rant; today, I want to talk about a topic that has been on my mind for a while: why women who say they like dad bods are blatantly lying and actually want men with rock-hard, Men's Health model bodies-style six pack abs.
You know what I'm talking about, right? Those women who claim they prefer a guy with a little extra cushion, who is not too obsessed with his appearance, who can enjoy a pizza and a beer with them. They say they find dad bods more attractive, more comfortable, more relatable. They say they don't care about muscles or abs or veins or whatever.
It's as if the very fabric of human desire has been draped over a slightly paunchy, beer-loving body and declared fashionably chic. You've seen them, haven't you? The men who, instead of chiselling their abs into a work of art, have opted for the more rustic appeal of a beer gut. They're the heroes of our time, not because they've conquered the gym, but because they've conquered the snack drawer.
But here's the truth: these women are lying. Lying out of every possible orifice it is possible to lie out of and more. They are lying to themselves, to you, and to the world. They don't like dad bods. They like six pack abs. And I'm going to tell you why.
Dad bods are not sexy. They are not appealing. They are not attractive. They are not what women want. Women want men who take care of themselves, who work out, who eat well, who look good. Women want men who have six pack abs. Why? Because six pack abs are sexy. They are appealing. They are attractive. They are what women want. Six pack abs are a sign of strength, discipline, and dedication. They are a sign that you care about your health, your appearance, and your partner. They are a sign that you have not given up on yourself.
The term 'dad bod' was popularized by a college student named Mackenzie Pearson in 2015, who wrote an article titled "Why Girls Love The Dad Bod". In her article, she defined the dad bod as "a nice balance between a beer gut and working out. The dad bod says, 'I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time.'"
She argued that women love the dad bod because it makes them feel more secure, more comfortable, and more confident. She claimed that women don't want to date a guy who is too obsessed with his appearance, too intimidating, or too perfect. She suggested that women want a guy who is fun, easy-going, and realistic.
The article went viral and sparked a lot of debate and discussion on social media. Many women agreed with Pearson and expressed their appreciation for the dad bod. Many men celebrated the dad bod and felt relieved that they didn't have to work so hard to impress women. Many celebrities embraced the dad bod and flaunted their flabby physiques.
But was Pearson right? Is the dad bod really what women want?
The answer is no.
Firstly, the Dad Bod phenomenon seems to suggest that women have suddenly, en masse, decided that the six-pack is passé. Oh, how the tables have turned! Instead of the god-like figures of Greek mythology, we're now idolizing the bloke who looks like he might've just woken up from a nap on the sofa with a half-eaten pizza on his chest.
However, let's not be fooled by this new wave of body positivity. The Dad Bod might be the new black, but fashion, like a fickle lover, can change its mind overnight. Today's "adorable" could be tomorrow's "needs to lay off the chips." Remember, the same women who today celebrate the Dad Bod might tomorrow be lamenting the absence of a gym membership in their partner's life.
And let's not forget the practicalities. While a Dad Bod might be cuddly, it's not exactly practical for those moments when you need someone to move the furniture or carry the shopping without turning it into a three-act farce.
So, are women who claim to love the Dad Bod lying? Perhaps not outright, but they're certainly glossing over the details. They might appreciate the comfort and the laughter, but don't be surprised if, deep down, there's still a small, secret part of them that wouldn't mind if their partner could just, maybe, lift more than just the remote control.
Women may say they like men with 'dad bods', but their actions speak louder than their words. Women may date men with 'dad bods', but their eyes wander to men with six pack abs. Women may settle for men with 'dad bods', but their hearts yearn for men with six pack abs.
So why do women lie about liking men with 'dad bods'? The truth is that they are only hurting themselves and the men they date by lying. They are hurting themselves because they are denying their true feelings and desires. They are hurting the men they date because they are leading them on and giving them false hope.
So what is the solution to the dad bod problem?
The solution is simple: stop lying.
Stop lying to yourself and to the world. Stop lying about what you want and what you deserve. Stop lying about what makes you happy and what makes you fulfilled.
Instead, start telling the truth.
Happy New Year.